… you reach into your purse looking for lip gloss b/c you want to look kind of cute in case you need to talk to mountain men with cute butts when… you can’t find lip gloss. All you find is a CO2, a Gu, and a tubeless valve for your Mavic Crossmax wheels. D’oh.
Feel free to add your own… I know most of you that read this are bike nerds for other reasons, but that was my moment of shaking my head and laughing at myself today… and it won’t be the last. 🙂
On the plus side, if you happen across a hungry mountain man with a cute butt who’s Crossmax’s valve’s just broken then you’re a winner!
hahaha!!! Yes! I never thought of it this way. 🙂
You’re a bike nerd when your girlfriend is jealous because you always have smoother legs than her. Oh, you’re also a bike nerd when you always wear bike socks to work… even when wearing a suit.
…when you feel comfortable in your team kit in almost any public situation.
Is your lip-gloss in your Ergon pack though?
that could balance things
Yes, but that’s more Burt’s Bees chapstick…gotta be functional for riding. Maybe I should start putting shiny lip gloss when I go ride…but then bugs would stuck in there. eeeeww. 😛