I went to pick up the moving truck last night with Adam. I decided to be brave and drive that beast of a vehicle back home. At a stop light, this eclipse pulled up next to me. He was acting all cool, so I decided to race him when the light turned green. I floored that big boy and it went baby. I took down that eclipse! Adam was driving behind me and said he saw black puffs of smoke coming out of the exhaust every time he shifted. Take that bitch… a moving truck beat your lame ass!
Today is my last day at Sandia. I’m outta here. Peace out Bushies. That’s right…the majority here loves Bush. I’m going to the land of the anti-bush. Sweet.